(35 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
A successful man / woman
(69 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)
A successful man is one
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
who can find such a man.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS
What if you don't see me for 2 days?
(64 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5)
A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didnt see her......
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldnt believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didnt see her......
Tuesday and wednesday passed too.....
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)
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Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?
(115 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
5 funny facts of life
(91 votes, average: 3.98 out of 5)
Having 1 child makes you a parent
but having 2 makes you a refree.
but having 2 makes you a refree.
Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right
and the other is always husband.
and the other is always husband.
You can't buy love
but you pay heavily for it.
but you pay heavily for it.
Wife and husband always compromise,
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.
husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.
Our language is called the mother tongue
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p
because the father never gets a chance to Speak.!:p
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS
Why women starts with W
(69 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
You know why women starts with 'W'...
because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN
(55 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
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Difference between Friend & Wife
(49 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
"U r my Best Wife?"
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